Feb 10, 2011

Of Jerkalicious!

'I am tall, and I'm just friends with cute girls .'

Why bother to tell about this? Because you have to target your market, eh? If you scan the small ads placed by guys, at least fifty percent (literally not all) mention all the worthiness for a girl to be super hot etcetera etcetera! BLURGH! Anddd the super abundance of it, pretty as a prime factor. I don't know why this is. I feel sorry for you guys cause after you worship the pretty, you'll feel regret. That is not what we're looking for.

I am depressed by the prejudice contained within it. What, you don't date shortcakes? You don't want to marry fat person?

'Good-looking' is again, sketching the truth. Beauty does not last forever. Please. If your wife already up to the title 'grandmother', you want to flirt with someone else, starting with social networking? 'GREAT'!

Please do not put the border-line. Apa kau handsome sangat ke bai????

'Aku geli lah bila Siti (bukan nama sebenar) dekat-dekat dengan aku. Kau tengok muka dia? Jerawat habis, oily pulak tu. Aku tahu dia saja datang meja kita tadi sebab dia bajet hot. Tak hot langsung lah sebenarnya.'
- What I heard in the library. Loser!

My own analysis:

Problem:
Man (again, fifty percent of men) is an effing jerkalicious A-hole

Result:
A lifetime of regret

Solution:
Self-Conscious

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